dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

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theclearlydope:

Monday: Girlfriend Lauren breaks up with him.
Monday Night: He becomes the biggest Ralph Lauren fan. 
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eyeballfarts:

cleverest homework answers

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

  • friend: today, while i was running i heard someone clap for me.
  • me: who?
  • friend: my thighs , they were cheering me on.
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karla-world:

 
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