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"When people stop writing, it’s one of two things - they are either really fucking happy or broken beyond repair."

— Ming D. Liu (via seelengekritzel)

baracknobama:

when my mum tells me to put on a jacket

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surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

relahvant:

if only i could lose weight like i lose friends

bagmilk:

presenting in class like

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  • british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
  • americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop
"I’m a thinker, not a talker."

— six word story  (via verbautezukunft)